Not-Me-Monday

A few of the things I DID NOT do in the past week:

• I DID NOT put my eye drops in Tyson's ears instead of his ear drops and if I would have done this, it WOULD NOT have been my husband's fault.  
• I DID NOT wake my mom up at 1:00 a.m. on Friday night because Tyler puked in his bed, and I didn't know what to do when it came to cleaning up the mess.
• I DID NOT wake up this morning to two extra little bodies in my bed because I was too tired to work hard enough to get them back in their own beds after they woke up at 3:30 a.m. and 5:00 a.m.  
• I DID NOT start a  new habit of bribing Kayden with gum so that he'll go potty by himself, without my help.