How to piss off your mommy (and make her laugh a little)

Step 1: While taking a bath, splash like a mad-man getting the floor soaked.  

Step 2:  Just after your mommy gets the floor dried, proceed to splash and soak it again.  

Step 3: Refuse to get out of the tub and squirm like a worm while your mom is trying to lift you out, causing her to almost drop you on the floor. 

Step 4:  Yell and try to escape the entire time your mom is trying to put your diaper and pajamas on.  

Step 5:  After you finally have your pajamas on, run away (while your mom assumes you are in the toy room playing) and then proceed to get back in the bathtub with your pajamas on and continue to play with your brother and the toys like this is the normal thing to do. 

Step 6:  Smile for a picture.