BOYS!

Being a mom of BOYS has taught me:

~pee doesn't always land in the potty

~there are 1,000,000 uses for a jump rope other than jumping

~boy clothes ARE cute and ARE fun to shop for

~you can never have enough matchbox cars

~no matter how many times I say, "Couches are for sitting and laying!", they will stand/jump/climb/run on it. 

~getting their first haircut is torture (for me). 

~pee doesn't always land in the potty

~November will, eventually, be a very lonely month for me (it might be nice, actually)

~"Quiet" is a thing of the past

~although monkey piles are fun, the baby should NOT be the monkey on the bottom!

~pee doesn't always land in the potty